What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

As a NATO/Ukraine supporter, since you're so blown away and angered by Trump putting Zelensky in his place yesterday, why don't you support the Ukraine by joining the Ukrainian army? There's 200,000,000+ of you. Put your money where your mouths are.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Do you think a lot of sociopaths' parents kill themselves for having brought such disgusting evil into the world? How much shame and disgust must they carry?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”